Thursday, November 5, 2009

What If You Can't Speak English


>>There was a Chinese lady married to an English gentleman and they
>>lived in
>>London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but
>>managed
>>somehow to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose
>>whenever she
>>had to shop for groceries.
>>
>>One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She
>>didn't
>>know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up
>>her skirt
>>to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went
>>home with
>>pork legs.
>>
>>The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't
>>know how
>>to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her
>>breast. The
>>lady got what she wanted.
>>
>>The third day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. She brought
>>her husband
>>to the store..... so what did?
>>??
>>??
>>??
>>??
>>??
>>??
>>??
>>??
>>??
>>??
>>??
>>??
>>??
>>What are you thinking?
>>??
>>??
>>??
>>??
>>??
>>??
>>??
>>HellOOOooooooOOOooo, her husband speaks English!!

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  2. hahhahahahaaaaaaaa~~~
    da beguling2 cikmasz gelak niiieee (✿◠‿◠)

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  3. bengong..
    dah confirm2 la dia tunjuk jugak suami dia punye tut...
    dah dia bukan reti sgt..
    bila suami kata no, dia tarik je terus keluar..
    hahahahahhaha

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  4. wut a nice2 post...
    loike it...~~
    :D smile wit d big grin

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