What If You Can't Speak English

>>There was a Chinese lady married to an English gentleman and they
>>lived in
>>London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but
>>managed
>>somehow to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose
>>whenever she
>>had to shop for groceries.
>>
>>One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She
>>didn't
>>know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up
>>her skirt
>>to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went
>>home with
>>pork legs.
>>
>>The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't
>>know how
>>to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her
>>breast. The
>>lady got what she wanted.
>>
>>The third day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. She brought
>>her husband
>>to the store..... so what did?
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>>What are you thinking?
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>>HellOOOooooooOOOooo, her husband speaks English!!